Two Bad Neighbors
October 21, 2014 | 23:21 | Written by: snake911
Dear neighbors,
Apologies for my dumb actions. You see, I have a roommate, his name is Seymour Smoke and he gets very cranky whenever I use the oven. Precautions have to be made due to the fact my apartment has terrible air circulation, so I always have to open every window to make sure my place is well ventilated to make sure smoke doesn’t build up when the oven is warming up and burns off whatever crumbs were left behind from the previous use. I sometimes forget to open the windows, and well, Seymour wakes up and yells loudly until the place is cleared of any smoke; which normally takes about 15 minutes to accomplish.
Please note I don’t do this intentionally to annoy you. It’s just an accident. However, if Seymour yells constantly for a few minutes, then take note that he’s actually warning you something may be happening at my place so don’t ignore him.
Love,
Your neighbor
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