The one-two punch

My head is still spinning from the double dose of asshattery I saw during the weekend. The first incident should be a federal offence, but the second one is just a misdemeanor.

I realized I must have been near the annual gathering of the douches on Saturday while I was walking through a parking lot. You can tell because of how one of the attendees parked their Mustang by taking up four spaces. Not two, but four! Two I can somewhat understand when it comes to the raised bro-style trucks that are famous in this area for taking two spots. Their trucks are so big that they spill over across the next space. I don’t like it when I see it but at least there's an explanation as for why they take up more than one space. But for something like a Mustang and for it to take up four spots! That turd was flaunting it!

And then a few minutes later down the road I saw this guy:

Not as bad as the Mustang, but riding a bicycle like that out on the streets where the seat and handlebars are raised by a few feet with no practical reason but to show off. Come on! Keep that junk in San Francisco. Well, now that I think about it, he was probably an attendee at the conference too.

I should be fine by tomorrow, but in the meantime I’m just gonna lie down for a while and rest a bit.

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